Live on Robinhood Chain · Uniswap v3
The
Coolest
Cat
He didn't ask for the shades. The shades asked for him. $COOLCAT is the calmest ticker on Robinhood Chain — and the only one that hands you a free machine for making everything else cooler.
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Live from DexScreener
Free tool · runs in your browser
The shades machine
Drop in any picture, snap the shades on, drag everything exactly where you want it, download. Nothing is uploaded anywhere — every pixel stays on your device.
1 Get cool
Drops the cat-eye shades straight onto the eyeline. Nudge from there.
Shades
Extras
Your own words
2 Layers
✎ Selected
◱ Photo
Drag on the canvas to reposition the photo while this tab is active.
3 Take it
Waiting for an image…
Drop an image, paste it, or click to browse
PNG · JPG · WEBP · GIF — up to 20 MB
Drag to move · ✕ deletes · ⤡ scales · ⟳ rotates
Three reasons
Why he's the coolest
He never panic sells
Red candle? Didn't notice, wearing shades. The whole thesis is a cat who cannot be rattled, and a chart that eventually agrees with him.
Zero tax, zero nonsense
Nothing on buys, nothing on sells. No reflections, no rebases, no dashboard you'll never open. Just a Uniswap v3 pool and a very relaxed animal.
The shades are for everyone
The machine above is free, runs entirely in your browser, and works on any picture you own — your face, your dog, your bags. Cool is not gatekept here.
Community
The gallery
Cats, dogs, faces and bags — all of them cooler than they were.
Four steps
How to buy
$COOLCAT lives on Robinhood Chain, an Ethereum L2. Any EVM wallet works.
Get a wallet
Install MetaMask, Rabby, or use Robinhood Wallet. The chain is permissionless — no brokerage account needed.
Bridge ETH
Move ETH over with the Arbitrum bridge portal — pick Robinhood Chain in the dropdown — or use a Uniswap cross-chain swap.
Swap for $COOLCAT
Open this Uniswap link, check the contract matches, set slippage sensibly, send it.
Shades on
Make your PFP, change your avatar, and act like you've been cool the whole time. Welcome to the coolest cats.
Nothing clever
Tokenomics
Nothing on buys. Nothing on sells.
that's the whole tokenomics section, really
Liquidity
Total supply
- Name
- The Coolest Cat
- Ticker
- $COOLCAT
- Network
- Robinhood Chain
- DEX
- Uniswap v3
- Pool age
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The chart
Ask away
FAQ
What is $COOLCAT?
A community memecoin on Robinhood Chain built around one very unbothered cat in sunglasses. No roadmap, no utility promises — a culture coin whose entire culture is staying calm.
Is the shades machine safe?
Your photos go nowhere. It's client-side JavaScript and an HTML canvas — your image is read into memory by your own browser, composited locally, and saved straight back to your device. There's no upload endpoint. It works with your Wi-Fi off.
Do I need a Robinhood account?
No. Robinhood Chain is a permissionless Ethereum L2, so any self-custody EVM wallet like MetaMask or Rabby connects and trades directly.
Which contract is the real one?
Can I use the generator on non-cats?
Please do. It's just a canvas — faces, dogs, cars, screenshots of your portfolio. The shades don't discriminate.
Is this an investment?
No. $COOLCAT has no intrinsic value, no yield and no team obligation. Memecoins routinely go to zero — only risk what you can happily wave goodbye to.